Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Absent Without Leave

Many of you know the story how once there was this girl and she didn't like me and I drank a fifth of vodka, went to Kilroys found an ex fling, asked her to come home with me, she said no, I got kicked out, I walked home, I pissed on the side of my house and got arrested.

You probably know the next part of the story too. I got out of jail, paid my fine, scheduled drugs and alcohol class, wrote on a pledge's naked body "will you go to formal with me," sent him streaking through a sorority, she said yes, I skipped alcohol class, graduated college, moved to Chicago.

Are you still with me? Are these run-ons bothering you?

Next...

I went to the Bahamas with my friends, drank a lot, popped some molly (before it was cool) ate at Nobu, sweat a lot at Aura, and woke up on the beach...

At the same time that was happening Shingles got raided, there were lots of phone calls, some nervous friends and family...I was still passed out on the beach.

I went from the top of the world in a 10,000 square foot Bahamian Castle to finding out I was an international criminal in a matter of hours. Everyone knows this story...or at least I hope you do, because it makes me sound very cool. The kicker is, I never dealt with the charges, I just flew under the radar for 3 years until the Bloomington Police Department gave up. I've never shown proof of this until now...

Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks to mycase.gov behold the tale of what happens when you decide to stick it to the man, via my chronological case summary and escalating criminal charges.



Case No. 53C03-0810-CM-03962
State of Indiana vs. David Moeller
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Case Type:
CM - Criminal Misdemeanor
Date Filed:
10/02/2008
Location:
Monroe Circuit Court 3
Party Information

Attorneys
Defendant
Moeller, David Benjamin

Male

  1618 N. Burling
  Apt. A
  Chicago, IL 60614

State Plaintiff
State of Indiana


Erika Lynnette Kroeger
301 N College 
Bloomington, IN 47404

Charge Information
Charges: Moeller, David Benjamin

Statute
Level
Date
1.  
7.1-5-1-3/MB: Public Intoxication

7.1-5-1-3
Misdemeanor Class B
10/01/2008


Events & Orders of the Court




10/02/2008


Case Opened as a New Filing
10/02/2008


Promise to Appear Filed
10/02/2008


Initial Hearing  (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Kellams, Marc R)

Result: Commenced and concluded
10/02/2008


Hearing Scheduling Activity
Initial Hearing scheduled for 10/02/2008 at 1:30 PM.
10/02/2008


Defendant Determined Eligible for Pretrial Diversion (Judicial Officer: Kellams, Marc R )
Acknowledgement Of Rights and Request To Speak With Prosecuting Attorney tendered.
10/03/2008


Hearing Scheduling Activity
Initial Hearing scheduled for 11/14/2008 at 1:30 PM.
11/13/2008


Payment for Pretrial Diversion Received
PAID. $453.00 RECEIPT #20080542. PAC
11/14/2008


Initial Hearing  (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Diekhoff, Mary Ellen)

Result: Vacated
11/14/2008


Pretrial Diversion Agreement Filed (Judicial Officer: Diekhoff, Mary Ellen )
Order Of Conditional Dismissal issued. tks
File Stamp:  
11/14/2008
11/18/2008


RJO Entry
Order Signed:  
11/14/2008
Vol./Book 244
11/10/2009


Case ReOpened
PAC
File Stamped:  
11/06/2009
11/10/2009


Notice to Court Filed
NOTICE OF VIOLATION OF PDP AGREEMENT. SUMMONSED FOR DECEMBER 1, 2009. PAC
Filed By:  
State of Indiana
File Stamp:  
11/06/2009
11/10/2009


Hearing Scheduling Activity
Initial Hearing scheduled for 12/01/2009 at 1:30 PM.
12/01/2009


Initial Hearing  (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Todd, Kenneth G)

Result: Commenced and recessed
12/01/2009


Probable Cause Found: Order Issued (Judicial Officer: Todd, Kenneth G )
Court finds probable cause and warrant issued. CR CD 34-09-C03/mtb
Order Signed:  
12/30/2009
12/30/2009


Warrant or Writ of Attmnt for the Body of a Person Issued
01/04/2010


RJO Entry
Order Signed:  
12/30/2009
Vol./Book 261
07/13/2010


Administrative Event
The Court notes that the warrant issued on December 30, 2009, has expired. Court directs the State to file probable cause for the issuance of a new warrant, including defendant's current address and how such address was obtained within 30 days if the State wishes to proceed with this matter. Cause diaried. bls
07/19/2010


Motion Filed
State's Motion to Redocket filed showing a current address for defendant as: 1618 N. Burling, Apt. A, Chicago, IL 60614. Clerk is directed to resummons defendant for initial hearing. tks
Filed By:  
State of Indiana
File Stamp:  
07/16/2010
07/22/2010


Clerk Administrative Event
NOTICE OF VIOLATION OF PDP AGREEMENT FILED. SUMONSED FOR SEPTEMBER 7, 2010. PAC
07/22/2010


Hearing Scheduling Activity
Initial Hearing scheduled for 09/07/2010 at 1:30 PM.
09/07/2010


Initial Hearing  (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Todd, Kenneth G)

Result: Commenced and concluded
09/07/2010


Failure to Appear (Judicial Officer: Diekhoff, Mary Ellen )
State appears by Erika Kroeger. Defendant fails to appear. Probable cause found. Warrant issued. Defendant's bail set in the amount of $1,000 surety and $500 cash.
Party:  
Moeller, David Benjamin
09/07/2010


Warrant or Writ of Attmnt for the Body of a Person Issued
03/21/2011


Administrative Event
Expired warrarnt returned, new warrant issued. $500 cash and $500 Surety bond jm
File Stamp:  
03/21/2011
03/21/2011


Warrant or Writ of Attmnt for the Body of a Person Expired
03/23/2011


Warrant or Writ of Attmnt for the Body of a Person Issued
10/13/2011


Warrant or Writ of Attmnt for the Body of a Person Expired
10/13/2011


Administrative Event
Warrant expired. State directed to notify the Court within 30 days of its intent to pursue or case will be closed, subject to redocket. mtb
02/02/2012


Administrative Event
Court notes the State has not provided notice of its intent to pursue. Case is closed, subject to redocket. tks
02/16/2012


Case ReOpened
02/27/2012


Motion to Dismiss Filed
State of Indiana files Motion To Dismiss Without Prejudice.
Filed By:  
Kroeger, Erika Lynnette
Filed By:  
State of Indiana
File Stamp:  
02/09/2012
02/27/2012


Order of Dismissal (Judicial Officer: Todd, Kenneth G )
Court issues Dismissal Order. Case dismissed without prejudice. tks
Order Signed:  
02/27/2012

I'd like to quote the great coach James Valvano in reacting to me case.
"Never give up, don't ever give up" - Jimmy V






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