Wednesday, March 30, 2011

MacBook Heir


Why hello there commonfolk. I made an acquisition over lunch today of the highly esteemed Macbook Air. I will now be blogging outside of work hours on my extremely expensive netbook. You may also catch me at local independent coffee houses drinking soy non-fat lattes, wearing skinny ties, cardigan sweaters and perhaps even a monocle. I have stepped into the realm of classy sophisticated bloggers and I will be bringing this shit to you 24 fucking 7. I might even post some chapters of my literature for my highly educated fanbase to critique and review. Those of you with PC's can't come over to play anymore and must immediately stop following me on twitter, you broke bastards.

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